It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I think your dad took our porno
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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