Im at strip club and am horny
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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