this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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