I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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