I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
This girl is more easily done than said...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i dont even know how to be here
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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