you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I cannot find my penis.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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