He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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