I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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