i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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