ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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