I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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