Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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