If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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