I got chris browned last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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