She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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