But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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