did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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