you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
A+ Viking dick
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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