he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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