Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she told me i tasted like america
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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