How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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