I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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