I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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