Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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