But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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