Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize