i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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