My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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