just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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