yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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