I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
did i just pee glitter
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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