these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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