umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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