This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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