yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
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