I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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