Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So much Jack, so little girl.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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