Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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