I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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