it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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