They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I want a musical about memes.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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