You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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