So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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