Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Welp...herpes.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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