Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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