cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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