Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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