It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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