Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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