so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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