Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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