fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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