Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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