We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
