we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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