I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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